I’m just going to quote at length:
My very best vagina friend sleeps in quite late. In the hours I’ve spent lying next to her staring at the wet spot she’s unknowingly making I have become fascinated with her morning arousal. Sometimes she’ll cover her vag with her hands in her sleep because she knows I’ll try to play with it.
Oh look! She’s trying to pretend she has bodily autonomy from his desires! How adorable!
Maybe if she’s trying to stop you from playing with it, she doesn’t want you to play with it?
This is going to sound quite rapey, but this morning wetness leaves women in an unusually vulnerable state. They’re sedated with sleep and last night’s scotch with a vagina as moist as a towelette. I could plop myself on top and fuck her for a whole minute before she even wakes up and knows what’s happening.
It does sound quite rapey, doesn’t it?
Crawl under the sheets and start licking while your woman is still sleeping. She’ll slowly wake up and be confused, but happy because it is scientifically impossible for a women to be annoyed while there’s a tongue on their clit.
So what level of sexual entitlement is it to believe your sexuality is always wanted?
Here’s the original.
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