Bros? We Got an App for That.

Bro.

Don’t bro me if you don’t know me.

Tech-bros.

Brofessionals?

Bros before hoes.

Like its older brother, “man,” bro is being portmanteau’d into everything, as slutty a syllable as you’ll ever encounter. You know you’ve done it, too, reader, just slipped that word into some sweet little consenting phrase.…